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“Twinkle Twinkle Little star” I sung, watching the bright stars.

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I was watching a documentary about the siren head on youtube

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I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my newborn child.

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My wife told me to just let it go. "This guy isn't worth the trouble" she said

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It’s said if they find you dead in your home, your pets will consume you.

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Thank god that's not me!

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I love my husband but I hate that he snores like a freight train every night, like right now.

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When the we made our first extraterrestrial contact, the first thing they did was teach us the intergalactic language.

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“Your eternal punishment is to live the first eight years of your life, over and over again,” said the Deity

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